A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, ‘Jesus is watching you.’ He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head and continued. Just as he [...]
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How To enjoy Life In The RainMarch 29th, 2008  It was a busy morning, about 8:30, when an elderly gentleman in his 80′s arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb. He said he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00 am. I took his vital signs and had him take a seat, knowing it would be over an hour before [...] Read more »Life, Love and Sliced CheeseMarch 21st, 2008  The rain poured down the glass as James sat reading in his chair. He was reading his favourite book, the only book he had ever read and he had read it more than twenty seven times. His parents were out shopping for groceries and he had opted to stay. He had nobody to take to [...] Read more »Famous sayings about wivesMarch 19th, 2008  I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. David Bissonette When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Sacha Guitry After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just [...] Read more »Kids say the funniest thingsMarch 18th, 2008  MELANIE (5) asked her gran how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn’t remember any more. Said Melanie, “If you don’t remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six” STEVEN (3) hugged and kissed his mom goodnight. “I love you so much that when you die I’m going to [...] Read more » |
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