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Disciple

January 20th, 2009

“Wake up friend, it’s just one life, it’s not too late, your ride is far from over!” is just one of many inspiring lines by the Christian heavy rock band, Disciple. Based in the USA, Disciple works hard to bring meaningful music to hundreds of thousands of fans across the world.

The band was founded by guitarist Brad Noah in 1992, and released their first album three years later, entitled ‘What was I Thinking’. They were then signed by Warner Resound, and released a further two albums over the next four years. In these years, they moved on to record under the label Rugged Records.

Their popularity only boomed, however, with the release of their fourth album, By God, which went on to win the Inspirational Life Award in 2001. By God earned them two Christian Rock chart toppers, and two Dove Awards nominations. After this, they established their own record label called Slain Records, and acquired a new bassist, while working on a new project entitled Back Again. Back Again was released in 2003, and sported a further two number one Christian rock hits.

After two years of recording, touring, and performing, Disciple released a new, self-titled album. The album was their most successful at the time, and was nominated for two Dove Awards, with three songs making the number one spot on the Christian rock charts. If this seemed like a hard act to follow, Disciple were up to the challenge, producing an all-new album called Scars Remain, with its best performing song being After the World, which finished as the 8th most-played Christian rock song of 2007.

Early in 2008, the band saw a makeover with two members leaving, including the founding lead guitarist, and three new members were added to the bands’ setup.
Although the vocalist remained, the change brought a new, reformed instrumental sound to the band, which, if anything, seemed to enhance their sound. This certainly shows in their latest release entitled Southern Hospitality, which is spreading into fans’ CD players and iPods like wildfire.

On the bands website, www.disciplerocks.com, the lyricist describes the bands’ lyrics as following their own circumstances and stories in life. It is most certainly for this reason that so many people relate to the songs they sing, and be as passionate as they are about Disciple’s music. And why shouldn’t they? The lyrics are musically good, biblically accurate, inspirational, and relate to the situations most people find themselves in. Their music repertoire consists of songs ranging from soft to hardcore rock, showing off their versatility as artists, and meaning that there is something in their music for everyone.

Information: www.Disciplerocks.com

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A Blonde Goes On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire

January 19th, 2009

Who Wants To Be A Millionaire Regis: “Barbara, you’ve done very well so far – $500,000 and one lifeline left — phone a friend.

The next question will give you the top prize of One Million dollars if you get it right … but if you get it wrong you will drop back to $32,000 — are you ready?”

Barbara: “Sure, I’ll have a go!”

Regis: “Which of the following birds does not build it’s own nest?

Is it……..
A-Robin

B-Sparrow

C-Cuckoo

D-Thrush

Remember Barbara its worth 1 Million dollars.”

“I think I know who it..but I’m not 100%…

No, I haven’t got a clue. I’d like to phone a friend Regis, just to be sure.

Regis: “Yes, who, Barbara, do you want to phone?

Barbara: “I’ll phone my friend Maggie back home in Birmingham.”

(ringing)

Maggie (also a blonde): “Hello…”

Regis: “Hello Maggie, its Regis here from Who Wants to be a Millionaire-I have Barbara here and she is doing really well on $500,000, but needs your help to be a Million.

The next voice you hear will be Barbara’s and she’ll read you the question.

There are 4 possible answers and 1 correct answer and you have 30 seconds to answer — fire away Barbara.”

Barbara: “Maggie, which of the following birds does not build it’s own nest? Is it:

A-Robin

B-Sparrow

C-Cuckoo

D-Thrush”

Maggie: “Oh Gees, Barbara that’s simple…..It’s a Cuckoo.”

Barbara: “You think?”

Maggie: “I’m sure.”

Barbara: ” Thanks Maggie.” (hangs up)

Regis: “Well, do you want to stick on $500,000 or play on for the Million, Barbara?”

Barbara: “I want to play, I’ll go with C-Cuckoo”

Regis: “Is that your final answer?”

Barbara: “It is.”

Regis: “Are you confident?”

Barbara: “Yes fairly, Maggie’s a sound bet.”

Regis: “Barbara…..you had $500,000 and you said C-Cuckoo …you’re right! – You have just won ONE MILLION DOLLARS.

Here is your check. You have been a great contestant and a real gambler. Audience please put your hands together for Barbara.”

(clapping)

That night Barbara calls round to Maggie and brings her down to a local bar for a celebration drink and, as they are sipping their Champagne, Barbara turns to Maggie and asks “Tell me Maggie, How did you know that it was the Cuckoo that does not build its own nest?

Maggie: “Listen Barbara, everybody knows that a Cuckoo lives in a clock.”

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GOLDFISH

January 9th, 2009

South African music is rarely huge. We don’t pour out artists like the USA or the UK, and as customers we seem to prefer buying international artists’ music. But things are slowly beginning to turn a new corner. South African music is different; it has something that the world doesn’t. And as our artists grow with the South African music industry new talented artists are emerging that are ready to take the world stage. One of those artists is Goldfish.

GoldFish

Two Jazz musos hook up while studying music at varsity, and form a live electronic duo. They record an album themselves with little more than a double bass, a saxophone and a couple of synths. This self-released ‘underground’ album, Caught in the loop, goes on to propel them into the stratosphere, with a cult-like following and numerous #1s in their home country.

They take their incendiary multiple-instrument live act across the globe, with sold-out shows from Ibiza to Tokyo, from Dubai to Cannes. They open for giants Fatboy Slim, Mr Scruff, The Audio Bullys, Paul van Dyk, Pete Tong and Stereo MC’s. They are hailed as the Re-invention of the DJ, and voted best live act in South Africa.

GoldFish

This is Dominic Peters and David Poole, the unassuming surfer/jazz muso/electronic maniacs that are Goldfish. You couldn’t find two guys more passionate about music, and if you’ve seen their live show, you will agree that ‘Re-invention of the DJ’ is about as close as you can get to describing what they do. Combining live instruments like Double bass, Saxophones, Keyboards, Flute, and Vocals with Samplers, Effects, Synths and a healthy dollop of freeform improvisation, Goldfish have hit a nerve on dance floors across the world.

After the smash success of Caught in the loop, Goldfish return with a sophomore album that without doubt will rock the South African music scene to its foundations. This duo have spent the last couple of years pretty much coming from an underground electronica act in South Africa for people-in-the-know, to a full blown white-hot international act – right under everyone’s noses. Having been quietly chipping away, touring South Africa as well as internationally through Japan, Dubai, US, UK, Ibiza, France and Spain – building an unstoppable groundswell of fans, the duo have just signed their new album to the massive nightlife and super club brand Pacha. This alignment is set to whisk the duo beyond South Africas’ borders with tour dates already booked across America alongside Macy Gray and Fedde Le Grande, as well as a residency on Friday nights at Pacha Ibiza throughout the European summer.

Gold Fish

The new album, Perceptions of Pacha features smash-hits This is how it goes and Cruising through, already being picked up on by European Radio stations. With a gorgeous, unmistakeable sound that is so intrinsically South African but with an international appeal and polish, the duo have hit a nerve amongst music lovers across all genres. Goldfish truly have a sound that crosses over the Dance divide. Known fondly just as the ‘Fishies’ to their legions of loyal fans, it is undeniable that the incredible talent these two qualified multi-instrumentalist Jazz musicians have (both have a Masters and Bachelors in Jazz studies), has shaped their sound. Perceptions of Pacha is a masterclass in combining House, Lounge, Electro, Jazz, and African styles – using traditional live instruments like Double bass, Saxophones, Keyboards, Flute, and Vocals, into a feel-good sound you just can’t put you finger on. Mastered in the London by Soundmasters International (Fatboy Slim, Moby, Depeche Mode) the album features 12 brand new tracks as well as a 25 minute live video enhancement featuring Goldfish burning up a live set. Now, Sony/BMG South Africa has proudly signed Goldfish for Southern Africa, and is set to take Goldfish to superstar status in their home country.

Praise for Goldfish

“One of the first acts to truly jump the great divide between dance and live excitement” – 24.com

“Make no mistake, these boys are gonna to be BIG! The two multi-instrumentalists captivate the crowd, and have the UK contingent scratching their heads and saying to each other ‘we’ve got to get these boys over to Europe…’ Essential.” – TrusttheDJ.com

“GOLDFISH … store that name in your memory for longer than 3 seconds, cause these guys are going places.” – Thunda.com

“That was fantastic!” – Pete Tong

From a technical point of view what Goldfish does is blinding…and the fact that they have combined this with catchy hooks and licks makes it doubly so. A brilliant night out! – thechiz.co.za

“The duo are the closest thing celebrity-dry South African music culture has to offer the globe in terms of recognisable, press-heavy popular icons. No. The duo are full-blown popular icons, and whether you’re a sideline fan, appreciative musician or a crazed groupie, you’ll find a way to give the Fish props.”

Overtone.co.za

“This album shows that heavy jazz cats can make music that is accessible and bursting with groove” – MIO.co.za

“Did I mention there are only two of them? Go see a live set, and then buy the disc at the show along with the bonus DVD. You will thank me.” - Blunt magazine

“We dig these guys!” FHM

“With Goldfish, you can clearly see they are brilliant. There is nothing like playing a classic instrument to prove you’re a real artist, and people thrive off this element of their show. In fact, unless you are standing right up in the front row, you wouldn’t be able to grasp the full complexity of what they are doing…Goldfish are breaking traditional mindsets about this music genre” – Durbanscouts.co.za

‘Their musical class shines through with elements of Nu-Jazz and traditional African Jazz mixing brilliantly with bluesy Café jazz ala St Germain. But they’re no copycats. Goldfish has their own sound and it is wonderfully South African with the sophistication of Europe.” – BPM magazine

“GOLDFISH are without doubt the most exciting live band in the country at the moment. Their unique blend of deep house grooves, live instruments and hypnotic vocal samples have made them the must-see band of the year.” Anythinggoes.co.za

Goldfish Highlights:

GoldFish Voted Number One live act in South Africa by 24.com

Invitation to perform for Nelson Mandela and his charity 46664 @ Ellis Park

Goldfish featured on the worlds biggest syndicated Dance Radio Show, Pete Tong’s Essential Mix BBC One show

NO#1 on 5FM with track All Night for three consecutive weeks, and 20 weeks in the top 25.

Performances alongside Fatboy Slim, Audio Bullys and Stereo MC’s

International releases of Caught in the loop by Black Mango Music(UK) and Rambling Records(Japan)

Opening Performance for Mr Scruff and Paul van Dyk

Opening Performance for Pete Tong at Café Mambo, Ibiza

All Night hits No 1 on MFM dance charts 3 weeks running (April 2006)

International performances/tours of US, UK, Ibiza, Dubai, Japan, France, South Africa, Namibia, Malawi, and Seychelles

Live 2hr Mix on Top SA radio station 5fm New Years Eve 2006

Voted FHM album of the month

Goldfish voted No 1 in Elle Magazine hot 40

September/October 2005 Cover of BPM magazine.

Cover of Brand Magazine 2006 1st quarter Featuring the artwork, design and branding of Caught in the loop

Track Mbira Beat selected by Virgin Mega store in the UK to feature on the compilation entitled staff choice: Virgin down tempo Grooves.

Invitation to perform in Cannes, France, as Headline Act of the International Advertising Awards, The Lions

Interview in DJ MAG(UK) December 2005

Dream released on Breathe Sunshine vol.2 – track 4 ( voted 4th best compilation by UK music festival and website – The Big Chill)

For South African Bookings contact:

Raymond Bloom 0836020202

rayb@mweb.co.za

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Do you Believe in Yourself?

January 5th, 2009

Black Board A professor stood before his class of 20 senior organic biology students, about to hand out the final exam.

“I want to say that it’s been a pleasure teaching you this semester. I know you’ve all worked extremely hard and many of you are off to medical school after summer. So that no one gets their GPA messed up because they might have been celebrating a bit too much this week, anyone who would like to opt out of the final exam today will receive a ‘B’ for the course.”

There was much rejoicing amongst the class as students got up, passed by the professor to thank him and sign out on his offer. As the last taker left the room, the professor looked out over the handful of remaining students and asked, “Any one else? This is your last chance.” One final student rose up and took the offer.

The professor closed the door and took attendance of those students remaining. “I’m glad to see you believe in yourself.” he said. “You all have ‘A’s.”

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Chuck Norris Lines

December 24th, 2008

Some people like to eat frogs’ legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn’t get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

In honour of Chuck Norris, all McDonald’s in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

A picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words.

Newton’s Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

Chuck Norris doesn’t shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut

Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

Chuck Norris doesn’t bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.

Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in Germany.

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn’t walk around people. He walks through them.

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its descendents now have white hair.

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