I never used to understand why people said life was complicated. To me, it seemed very simple. Wake up, go to school, learn, see friends, have fun, play sport, go home to family, sleep and repeat. Life was good, maybe too good. I couldn’t relate to people’s hardship, their inability to see God or even [...]
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Daniel Fox and the Jester’s LegacySeptember 8th, 2009 I’ve never been a fan of fantasy, for whatever reason, wizards and magic don’t do anything for me. However, when these stories are mixed with adventure, suspense, action and even a bit of comedy, I’m instantly glued to the pages – hungry for more. Daniel Fox and the Jester’s Legacy is the story of a [...] Read more »Beta Update 1/09/09September 1st, 2009  It is with great joy, and a sneaky grin on my face, that I announce standoutt has officially found its grave. All content has now been moved across to Srizzil and most of it has gone live. Our movies section has begun to creep slyly through the back door so that you can continue to [...] Read more »Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?August 28th, 2009  KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side. PLATO: For the greater good. THE POPE: God knows. POLICEMAN: Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I’ll know why. ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads. SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were justified in dropping 50 [...] Read more »Classy things to say when stressedAugust 27th, 2009  “Well this day was a total waste of make-up” “Well, aren’t we a ray of sunshine?” “Don’t bother me; I’m living happily ever after.” “I started out with nothing still have most of it left” “I pretend to work, they pretend to pay me” “YOU!!… off my planet!!!” “Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble plastic is [...] Read more » |
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