Below are some kids that deserve medals for their brilliance. Teachers are always asking us stupid questions, sometimes they deserve stupid answers:










Idols South Africa: Season 5 kicked off this Sunday with a spring in its step. I have always been extremely critical of the South African Idols as it’s way too hard not to compare the show to its American counter part. Although the show has enjoyed success over the years it hasn’t produced a star that not only blows viewers away but stays in the lime light. This year may be different.
Although we’re only in its first week I have to say the editing is on a whole new level. No more irritatingly long bits that are totally unnecessary the show flies by with a professional edge that has been lacking in previous seasons. The judges are all back and although Randal Abrahams still seems intent on using lame descriptions to try to be funny, the editors seem to have cut it down to a minimum. Gareth Cliff and Mara Louw continue to be the judging entertainment, and Dave Thomson says very little.
The best part of the new season has to have happened in the opening in Cape Town. Former annoyance with the title of presenter, Colin Moss, was sent off in the best possible way. He was hit by a mini buss. What makes for one of the greatest moments of South African television Moss was killed off and replaced with a better, far less irritating, Liezel van der Westhuizen.
The talent is sharp and the funnies keep coming. Cell phone’s are instruments and singing with an iPod in your ears seems to be O.K. in one auditioner’s head. Of all the seasons of South African Idols this is one I will definitely be watching. If MNET keeps this up I will be extremely impressed.
For those countries which have iTunes Stores, setting up and purchasing items from the store is simple and easy. You just click sign in, create account, and off you go. But for countries without iTunes Stores, or iTunes Stores which only have certain content, getting the content you want is not so easy.
I doubt there will be anybody who will deny that out of all the iTunes Stores in the world, America has the best selection. So everybody wants an American account, even those that have iTunes stores in their country. For millions of people around the world, piracy is their main music and movie distributor. iTunes provides a simple paying alternative and because of the great content and ease of use many people prefer it to pirating their music. Unfortunately the studios, record labels and governments of the countries around the world don’t seem to see the benefit of making iTunes access a priority when it comes to fighting piracy. So some countries end up with no stores, and others have very little in their stores.
We found a way for anybody, from anywhere, to get an American iTunes store account and buy their music from the best music store in the world. Although what is being done does seem to be a loop hole in law and Apple’s policies, it still feels a little underhanded.
The best acceptable way to get an account is to get an American friend to create one for you with their address and details. If your credit card is not from an American bank you will not be able to register. So the way to get around this is to purchase gift vouchers for the iTunes store account and use those to pay for your music.
It sounds simple enough, but not everybody has a friend in the states, and getting gift cards on the internet can lead to scams. So what do you do? Step in tunecard.biz. A legitimate company that you can buy iTunes gift vouchers from. If you want, they will even set up an account for you.
UPDATE: tunecars.biz has closed down. This may or may not be due to Apple or dodge behavior, or maybe both. The only other way to get the vouchers is to buy them from ebay.com. If you do this, we recommend only buying from Top sellers. Look out for the Top Seller logo next to their name.
All you need is a paypal account and you’re on your way. We decided to give them a test run and see if this was all real. We had to set up a paypal account and get our credit card confirmed which took two days. After that we went through to their site, clicked on the amount we wanted and paid them through paypal. We were then directed to a page which asks for your details so that they could either set up your new account or put money into your existing account. After completion we received a confirmation e-mail from the site, thanking us for our payment. In just two hours we had an e-mail with our new account details. After logging on, our account had already been credited with the amount requested and we were free to download music.
It was simple, easy and the service was fantastic. If you want to pay for your music and have quality albums for great prices this service is your golden ticket. But I can’t stop wondering how legal this process is. After looking into Apple’s policy you can’t begin to deny that this process is not accepted by Apple. Their very first clause is that you must be in the United States to use the service. Here is the excerpt:
U.S. SALES ONLY
Purchases or rentals (as applicable) from the iTunes Store are available to you only in the United States and are not available in any other location. You agree not to use or attempt to use the iTunes Store from outside of the available territory. Apple may use technologies to verify such compliance.
After further investigation it seems there are very different and confusing tax laws in the different countries. This reason alone is probably good enough to stop outside buyers. So, unfortunately those of us who want to obey the rules have hit another brick wall. Although I think Apple is simply covering themselves from law suits, they can block your access if they catch you. It’s back to the drawing board for those of us who are too impatient to wait for our own great stores.
The Jonas Brothers are an American pop-rock band from Wyckoff, New Jersey made up of three brothers: Kevin, Joe, and Nick Jonas. They have released two albums - It’s About Time in 2006, and Jonas Brothers in 2007, and will release A Little Bit Longer in 2008
It all started when the youngest of the trio, Nicholas Jonas, was just six years old. He was discovered singing in a Barber Shop and began performing on Broadway. After creating two singles, ”Dear God,” and, “Joy to the World (A Christmas Prayer),” an executive from Columbia Records heard him and got him to sign jointly to INO Records and Columbia Records.
Nick was supposed to release a self-titled album in December 2004 but the album only got a limited release. In early 2005 the Columbia Records president heard Nick’s album but didn’t like it. He did like Nick’s voice though, and after hearing songs that the brothers had made decided to sign them on as a group. They named themselves the Jonas Brothers. The Jonas brothers went on many tours, including Kelly Clarkson, Jesse McCartney and the Backstreet Boys.
Their first album, “It’s About Time,” was supposed to be released in February 2006 but it was delayed. The Jonas Brothers covered two of U.K. band, Busted’s, hit songs – “Year 3000” and “What I go to School For.” Their first single, Mandy reached No. 4 on MTV’s Total Request Live show. They also released “Time for Me to Fly,” on the Aquamarine soundtrack. Disney picked up interest in the band and got them to cover “Yo Ho (A Pirate’s Life for Me)” from Pirates of the Caribbean for their DisneyMania 4 album. The brothers went on tour again with Aly & AJ in the summer of 2006 after creating the theme song for the second season of American Dragon Jake Long.
“It’s About Time,” was eventually released in August 2006 but according to the bands manager it only received a limited release of 50,000 copies. “Year 3000,” became very popular on Radio Disney and the Disney Channel aired their music video in January 2007. Soon after Columbia records dropped the band. But their lack of a contract was short lived as they signed with Hollywood Records in February 2007.
After releasing singles for Disney Mania 5, “I Wanna Be Like You,” and Meet the Robinsons, “Kids of the future” the Jonas brothers released their self titled album in August 2007. The album soared to number five on The Billboard Hot 200 chart in its first week. They released music videos for, “Hold On,” and, “SOS,” shortly after. In the same month the brothers made television appearances on Hanna Montana, Miss Teen USA and the Disney Channel Games aired their final which had been recorded in April. They then co-presented at the Teen Choice awards with Miley Cyrus and later performed at the American Music Awards in November. Their, “Look Me In The Eyes,” Tour ran from December through to March and featured seven new songs from the brother’s, “A Little Bit Longer,” Album.
After their tour had ended the brothers announced that they would be opening for Avril Lavigne with Boys Like Girls during the second leg of the tour inEurope. The Jonas Brothers’ third studio album, “A Little Bit Longer,” is set for release in the USA on August 12th, 2008. The Disney Channel film Camp Rock stars the three brothers and is set for a June 17th release in the states.
In the summer, the Jonas Brothers will start their North American tour, the Burning Up Tour, promoting, “A Little Bit Longer.” A Disney Digital 3D production crew will be filming the two shows which will be made into a theatrical movie and will be released in theatres as a 3D concert movie in late January or early February 2009.
Discussing their second album release Kevin said, “When we signed to Hollywood we told the label, ‘Hey, we have some demos of songs we’ve been writing for the past year and a half.’ We thought it’d be so funny to just record those songs for the album to see what we could get away with. But those turned out to be the songs on the record!”
“This album is so us,” says Joe. “The first one was us kind of coming into what the Jonas Brothers could be,” Kevin adds. “Whereas this one really shows off where we’re at right now.” The youngest Jonas but perhaps the wisest, Nick concludes thus: “We love what we’re doing and we want to do it for a while.”
Sources: Wikipedia and www.jonasbrothers.com
After the tremendous success of 2004′s Breakaway, which sold 6 million in the U.S. and 11 million worldwide on the strength of such #1 hits as “Since U Been Gone,” the title track, “Behind These Hazel Eyes,” “Because of You” and “Walk Away,” Kelly Clarkson earned the right to make the kind of album she wanted to make for her third RCA Records effort, My December.
“The biggest difference is how intimate it is,” she says of the album, co-produced by David Kahne [Bangles, Sublime, McCartney, the Strokes] and touring band members Jimmy Messer and Jason Halbert. Kelly either wrote or co-wrote every song on the album, just as she has on such hits as “Because of You,” Behind these Hazel Eyes,” “Walk Away” and “Miss Independent.” Legendary L.A. punk bassist Mike Watt, who has played with Iggy and the Stooges as well as his own band the Minuteman, guests on three songs.
“Regardless of whether it’s a happy or sad song, the album’s very in-your-face,” she says of the full throttle rock & roll aggression on songs like the first single, “Never Again,” and “Hole.” “There was no filter…just four very different individuals who joined together to come up with a really cool record. There’s a little bit of something for everyone on this album.” My December unfolds like a diary of the last two years in the life of Kelly Clarkson, which saw her take home a pair of 2006 Grammy Awards at L.A.’s Staples Centre and perform a show-stopping version of “Because of You”; nab four American Music Awards, three MTV Video Music Awards, a People’s Choice Award and a staggering 11 Billboard Music Awards.
But all that acclaim took its toll on her personal relationships, captured on the dance-floor funk-soul of “One Minute,” which she describes as “about the craziness of everything,” the Edge-styled guitars in the blues-rocking “Hole,” the betrayal of “Judas” and the playful No Doubt-inspired rhythmic pulse of “How I Feel.” Songs like “Sober,” “Be Still,” “Maybe” and “Irvine” are vocal showcases that reflect her singer-songwriter roots.
“The record is about me, why I make the decisions I do,” she says. “Most of my songs are about what’s happening in my life. For me, it’s like free therapy. Whether it’s me growing, or helping someone else get through similar circumstances.”
Clarkson wrote almost 60 songs for the new record, eventually paring it down to 26, then 14. ”Each song was picked carefully,” she says. “I learned we should do what makes us happy and tell our stories without worrying about being #1 all the time and selling millions of albums. I just want to be me, but it’s really hard to do that when everybody’s breathing down your neck trying to make you somebody else.” Clarkson describes My December as an album that completes one era and opens up another, starting with the emotionally charged “Never Again,” in which she writes about a relationship gone sour, but it’s not what you think. “It’s not really a boyfriend-girlfriend thing,” explains Kelly.
“It’s more about trusting and putting your faith in someone and getting let down.” ”Sober” is about survival, knowing what to do when something goes wrong. “It’s not easy getting over whatever your addiction may be,” she says. “The whole point of that song is, the temptation is there, but I’m not going to give in to it.” ”Judas” is also a song about betrayal, a reference to the biblical character. “You think people are normal and good, then all of a sudden, you get blindsided,” says Kelly. ”Haunted” is an eerie song Kelly wrote four or five years ago about someone she grew up with that committed suicide, in which she cries out, “Where are you?/I need you/Don’t leave me here on my own.”
“I was expressing my anger at how someone could do that,” she says. “Why would you leave all these people behind feeling guilty and wondering what they could have done to prevent it? I really believe that God puts us through these situations to help others.” ”Be Still” is a folk-blues number that Kelly compares to Sarah McLachlan, Norah Jones and Bonnie Raitt, with a dash of vintage Christine McVie, explaining how the title comes from one of her favourite Bible verses: “Be still and know that I am here.” “It’s all about stopping things, slowing down to appreciate life,” she says. “Everything just goes so fast, especially in this business. There’s just no time to be alone for a moment of quiet. That’s why I don’t live in L.A. and have always lived in Texas. It’s about getting away from the rat race and carving out a space for yourself.”
The hypnotic guitar at the start of “Maybe” gives the song a country feel, which Kelly describes as “closer to Ryan Adams or Patty Griffin than traditional country.”
The psychedelic funk of “Yeah” has an upbeat sexy, Prince-meets-Sly & the Family Stone vibe. “The song is about this guy I was dating, who was so cool, but wasn’t able to put up with me being in the public eye all the time,” she relates. “I want a real man, not someone who’s going to walk around on eggshells and be a ‘yes’ person. I want someone to let me know if they’re happy, mad or sad.” Clarkson says the tongue-in-cheek “Can I Have a Kiss” is actually about two different people in the verse and the chorus. “That’s the first time I ever did that,” she says. “The lyrics are about something very true to me. You know how you want someone, but can’t have them because they’re off-limits? In the chorus, I sing that, even if you had ‘em, you know you’d screw it up. You always want what you can’t have. It’s a funny, ironic song.”
Kelly describes “Irvine,” which she wrote in the bathroom of her dressing room while performing at the Irvine Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre, as “the saddest song I’ve ever written.” “The song is a prayer from the lowest point in my life,” she says. “There comes a time when you feel like, if He’s up there, God, Allah or whatever you want to call Him, is the only one that can help me out. After that night, I know there’s someone or something out there looking out for me.” On the bluesy acoustic twang of “Chivas,” the rollicking hidden bonus track, Clarkson channels the late Janis Joplin’s “Mercedes Benz” on a cheeky kiss-off drinking song with lines like “You’re not worth it, babe/All the trouble you bring…I’m so sick of you, babe/I can’t stand the sight of your face… You should keep your eyes on your new girlfriend.” It’s a sense of humour she demonstrates throughout the album. ”At the end of the day, life is too short,” says Kelly. “You can’t take things too seriously. I wanted to end the album on a light note. There are obviously moments you think you’ll never get over, but you do. We need that kind of sarcasm.” My December marks a major turning point for Kelly Clarkson, a third album that defies expectations and introduces an artist coming into her own and growing into her powerfully, distinctive vocals.
“It’s the end of something and the beginning of a new era, a fresh start,” she says. “My December album is like a movie about me, it’s my story.