Posts Tagged ‘clean’

If Apple Made Water

Wednesday, February 23rd, 2011

“Compostable” Chip Packets

Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010

All hail the genius that is nature.

Litter will soon be a thing of the past if the North American chip manufacturer, Sun Chips by Frito-Lay, has its way.

They’ve invented a chip bag made from plants that will naturally decompose in just 14 weeks. You can see more information on their website: www.sunchips.com

It’s fantastic to see companies making more natural products, working with and using nature instead of fighting it.

Toothbrush Salesman

Thursday, December 11th, 2008

Tooth BrushA man is looking in the classified ads for a job. He notices an advertisement for a toothbrush salesman and figured that couldn’t be such a bad job. So, he calls in, he goes in and they hire him. The next day, he heads out to a neighbourhood to make some sales. Five hours later he comes home and says, “Man, I only sold one toothbrush. That’s not enough”

So the next day he goes to a richer neighbourhood, thinking maybe those people would buy more toothbrushes. He ends up selling two toothbrushes. So he goes to his boss for advice and his boss says, “Look, you’re a great guy and all, but you gotta come up with a gimmick or something.”

So, the salesman thinks about it and, later that night, he finally comes up with one.

So the next day, he sets up a booth near the subway with a sign that says, “Free chips and dip” A guy walks over and puts the chip in the dip and says, “This tastes like rubbish.”

And the salesman replied, “Yeah, it is. Wanna buy a toothbrush?

Top 5 signs you need to clean your pool

Thursday, October 16th, 2008

Dirty PoolIt’s the middle of winter, you probably haven’t looked at your pool in months and you’re probably afraid to. You’ve got no pool cover, nor have you even thought about installing one. Ignorance is bliss, and so is denial for that matter. Here are the top 5 signs that you need to really clean your pool.

  1. You know that green tarp covering your swimming pool? It’s NOT a pool cover.
  2. The kids in the neighbourhood ask if they can jump on your trampoline.
  3. Skipping rocks across the water causes sparks.
  4. A new algae species attract a Discovery Channel film crew to your backyard.
  5. The Grim Reaper shows up in his Speedo.