Posts Tagged ‘Comedy’

The Pink Panther 2

Tuesday, March 10th, 2009

Review

After the huge success of the first Pink Panther, and my absolute adoration for it, I had high hopes for the sequel. They had the right ingredients, a great cast, and a huge history to create a good story from but too my great dismay this sequel isn’t even slightly entertaining.

Filled with slap stick comedy and an extremely boring plot line the movie fails to take off before crashing miserably with a horrifically predictable ending. There’s no presence in the film because the actors are totally underutilised and diminished to stupid conversations about nothing. Gone is the originality and unpredictability of the first film. We know what’s coming and this time, it’s not funny.

The Pink Panther 2 can’t hold it’s own for a diverse audience anymore. It’s taken a step down and began catering for young kids with repeated pie in your face jokes that anyone over eight is officially sick of. I would like to speak to whoever came up with the script; they must have some serious form of writers block.

1/10

Bedtime Stories

Thursday, January 29th, 2009

Review

It’s really something to see Adam Sandler, king of rude and slapstick comedy, doing a children’s movie, but that doesn’t mean it’s any good. Bedtime Stories follows a young man whose father sells off his small hotel to a developer, thereby avoiding bankruptcy. The father asks the developer to let his son run the hotel but the developer hasn’t followed through on his promise after many years. Now the man’s son (Adam Sandler) is working as a general repairman at the hotel waiting for his big break. After being asked by his divorced sister to baby sit Sandler begins telling the kids bedtime stories, some parts of which come true the next day. He must learn how it works to get his way.

The story is boring, slow and only gives a few sympathetic laughs mostly brought on by Bugsy, the giant hamster. Just because it’s a kids movie doesn’t mean it has an excuse to be dull and boring. In fact, it should be the opposite. Although young kids will enjoy it, this movie is below even tween interest and will probably leave fidgety audiences with little to remember.

The bedtimes Stories are well done, despite Adam Sandler being more annoying than entertaining. They will take you from Rome to Space with decent CG effects and interesting sets.

What is really strange is that there is no real explanation of how this coming to life of the stories came to be or why it’s happening. It’s just happily accepted that these kids hold some power over real life through the stories.

All in all this seems more like a sad attempt to rob a young audience’s parents of their hard earned cash. However thanks to the lack of new kids movies out this month the movie will probably not fall on its face, although with school just beginning there’s no extreme need to see a movie this weekend.

Burn After Reading

Saturday, January 17th, 2009

Review

People are interesting to say the least. Have you ever sat and watched how funny people are? Have you ever looked at yourself and seen how funny you are? We do weird things, behave irrationally and take ourselves far too seriously. Burn After Reading pokes fun at life and people in general.

The story in itself is so confusing and ridiculous that it’s funny. The plot balances on a thin spy-thriller rope. It involves a CD lost by a disgraced CIA employee and found by a couple of, to put it nicely, unintelligent gym employees. What it really covers though is a collection of caricature (fancy word for exaggerated personality) studies stirred together and displayed for the world to see. It’s real are raw and different to most movies you will ever see. It is a commentary on the complete idiocy of man kind. With the catch phrase, “intelligence is relative,” it has to be.

What keeps this movie from going in all the wrong directions is essentially brilliant acting. Brad Pitt and George Clooney seem to love playing their idiotic characters as they experience some of the most absurd things. Full credit must be given to Frances McDormand who really shines as a totally believable idiotic gym worker, Brad Pitt’s co-worker, who is obsessed with having cosmetic surgery.

As usual, movies with sex, nudity, violence, and bad language loose points with me. For two main reasons: As a Christian I don’t appreciate it, an explanation which comes with so many different questions but I will leave it at that. The second is that it limits the amount of people who can watch it or would be willing to. This is not a family movie in any sense. This movie is only rated 13 yet it contains the full collection of SNVL. Although I will not rant about the disgusting job the ratings board is doing at the moment it should have been rated 16 at least.

Although the movie can and probably will be totally overbearing to the average viewer it provides an originality and truth that is undeniable. This one is for an acquired taste.

7/10

Will Smith

Tuesday, August 19th, 2008

Will SmithVery few performers have had as much success transitioning from the music scene to the film realm as Will Smith has.  Being in the entertainment scene since the late 80s, today, Smith is one of the most recognized and esteemed performers and producers in the industry.

Will Smith was born Willard Christopher Smith Jr on September 25th, 1968 in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.  He attended Overbrook High School in Winfield Pennsylvania, which is where he soon became known to his friends as “The Prince,” for his charming antics.  Little did he know that this nickname would still have meaning over 30 years later.

At the early age of 12, Smith began rapping and developing his own style under the influence of hip-hop legend, Grandmaster Flash.  Four years later, at only 16, he met Jeff Townes, also known as DJ Jazzy Jeff, who he eventually collaborated with under the title, Fresh Prince.  The two produced a number of songs including the worldwide hit, Girls Ain’t Nothin But Trouble, and in 1989, the duo won their first Grammy for Best Rap Performance for Parents Just Don’t Understand.

Shortly thereafter, they won another Grammy in 1991 for Summertime.  DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince continued to make music together until their final album, Code Red, which was released in 1993.  Even though this was the end for the rap duo, Smith re-emerged as a solo artist in 1997 with his debut LP, Big Willie Style and continues to make and produce music today.

Prior to his debut as a solo artist, Will Smith had already made a name for himself in the acting realm.  In 1990, Will Smith was cast in the NBC sitcom, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, which starred Smith as the “Fresh Prince,” a young street-smart kid from Philly living in one of LA’s wealthiest areas, Bel-Air.  The family comedy proved to be a great success running for six years and giving Smith a name in the industry.

It wasn’t long before the movie offers came rolling in.  One of his first roles was in the film starring Whoopi Goldberg and Ted Danson, Made In America, in which Smith played the best friend of Goldberg’s onscreen daughter.  His next role in the Oscar-nominated film, Six Degrees of Separation, garnered him international respect after proving to the world that he could play more than the comical Fresh Prince.  This eventually led to the 1995 box-office hit, Bad Boys, which was one of the first-ever action films to feature two black lead actors.

After Bad Boys, things only got better for Will Smith.  He starred in over a dozen films including Independence Day (1996), Men in Black (1997), Enemy of the State (1998), Ali (2001), I, Robot (2004), Hitch (2005) and the Pursuit of Happyness (2006) to name a few.  Over the span of his acting career, he’s won 28 awards and has been nominated for 49 others including two Oscar nominations for Best Performance by an Actor in a Leading Role for his role in Ali and in The Pursuit of Happyness.

After successfully conquering the music and film industries, Will Smith has taken on the new role as producer.  With the help of partner James Lassiter, Smith recently launched Overbrook Entertainment, a film and television production company that also does artist management.  Since its birth, Overbrook has produced several box office hits including I Robot, Hitch, and The Pursuit of Happyness.

Will Smith

Baseball in Heaven

Monday, August 4th, 2008

2 Old MenTwo old guys, Abe and Sol, are sitting on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about baseball, like they do every day. Abe turns to Sol and says, “Do you think there’s baseball in heaven?”

Sol thinks about it for a minute and replies, “I dunno. But let’s make a deal: if I die first, I’ll come back and tell you if there’s baseball in heaven, and if you die first, you do the same.”

They shake on it and sadly, a few months later, poor Abe passes on. One day soon afterward, Sol is sitting there feeding the pigeons by himself when he hears a voice whisper, “Sol… Sol…”

Sol responds, “Abe! Is that you?”

“Yes it is, Sol,” whispers Abe’s ghost.

Sol, still amazed, asks, “So, is there baseball in heaven?”

“Well,” says Abe, “I’ve got good news and bad news.”

“Gimme the good news first,” says Sol.

Abe says, “Well… there is baseball in heaven.”

Sol says, “That’s great! What news could be bad enough to ruin that!?”

Abe sighs and whispers, “You’re pitching on Friday.”