Posts Tagged ‘exam’

Rejected by the Big Cheese

Tuesday, November 9th, 2010

When one walks out of one’s last exam for the year, one feels a sense of jubilant delight. A silly grin spreads across one’s face and one tends to feel like breaking out into songs from the Sound of Music. One must not be so hasty, as life is bound to come back and smack that wickedly crooked smile off your face.

That’s right; it’s officially Christmas holidays for this Srizziler, which means tons of work that I actually want to do, and a bit of relaxation thrown in between. To kick it off I will be interviewing the ‘Crazy 8,’ from Spud: The Movie along with the producers, director and author. I was set to interview John Cleese but apparently he has better things to do with his time and would rather not speak to me. Let’s not blame him. It was probably somebody from his motley crew who made the decision to give me the axe. Judging by some of the Srizzil videos they may have been concerned that mixing my insanity with Cleese could cause a global meltdown.

To celebrate the new season a fancy new Srizzil will emerge, aptly named Srizzil 2.0. It’s cleaner, it’s prettier and it’s more user friendly. Try to contain your excitement, these are new rugs.

Let me saunter off into the rainy sunset whilst you await these fine offerings. I simply ask that you keep a sharp eye on Srizzil.com as the next few weeks heat things up.

Do you Believe in Yourself?

Monday, January 5th, 2009

Black BoardA professor stood before his class of 20 senior organic biology students, about to hand out the final exam.

“I want to say that it’s been a pleasure teaching you this semester. I know you’ve all worked extremely hard and many of you are off to medical school after summer. So that no one gets their GPA messed up because they might have been celebrating a bit too much this week, anyone who would like to opt out of the final exam today will receive a ‘B’ for the course.”

There was much rejoicing amongst the class as students got up, passed by the professor to thank him and sign out on his offer. As the last taker left the room, the professor looked out over the handful of remaining students and asked, “Any one else? This is your last chance.” One final student rose up and took the offer.

The professor closed the door and took attendance of those students remaining. “I’m glad to see you believe in yourself.” he said. “You all have ‘A’s.”

Passing an exam

Tuesday, November 25th, 2008

Diving BoardThree patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for five years.

The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board looking over an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.

The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.

Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.

The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump. “Congratulations! You’re a free man. Just tell me why you didn’t jump?” asked the doctor.

To which the third patient answered, “Well Doc, I can’t swim!”

Exam Tips

Wednesday, August 13th, 2008

Find XWhen exam time comes knocking stress levels reach an all time high as inevitable cramming begins. Here are some tips to help you through the exam time and do well too.

To start off with it’s always better to have been following in class to make studying a lot easier. Instead of learning concepts for the first time you would have already gone over them and this will just be a refresher course.

But I know how it is. The weeks roll on, lessons get boring and the weekends are filled with much more interesting things than Maths or English. So now what? The test is tomorrow and you can’t go through the entire text book in one night.

The best thing to have is a really good summery, you can make them yourself – putting down only the difficult things – and go through that or you can often get study guides which are abbreviated with everything you need to know. Of course the best way to do it is to do it yourself.

ExamsThere are many different study techniques. You may use one or a mixture depending on the subject. Some people learn best orally by reading aloud or by listening to somebody talking. Others learn by reading to themselves in a quite place or with loud music on. Some people have to do things practically; you may have to practice the sum over and over again to get it right. You may have to do a science experiment to understand it. These people should try to convert the theory into practical, every day situations to understand it.

Once you’ve studied and are ready for the exam, or not, nerves and other strange things can take over your mind and cause you to battle and forget everything.

Don’t change your sleeping habits suddenly. If you think you should be going to bed early for the exams start going to bed early at least two weeks before. If you suddenly change your sleeping pattern you will shock your body and not be at 100%.

Many people say – don’t talk about the exam content before hand, but to be honest, sometimes it helps. If you are discussing stuff from the work you may pick up on things you would not have known before. Many theorists could kill me for this but, sometimes you actually catch something and it helps you in the exam. The trick is not to panic if you find out you have skipped something. Do your best to listen and get your friend to give you a short breakdown. If it’s too difficult, forget about it – it’s too late. But sometimes it’s something simple like a name and you can remember it quickly.

If discussing the exam before does not help you, and many times it doesn’t, then the best thing to do is listen to music. If you feel stressed listen to music that will get you relaxed. If you feel over the exam listen to music that gets you pumped up. If your mind is all over the place than it can be good to just read through notes to keep your mind focussed on the task at hand.

These ideas are what have worked for me and others but some may not work for you, maybe none work for you. The key to studying is to find your way of remembering things and understanding concepts and run with it. There is never a set way to learn, hopefully by reading this you’ve gotten a few new ideas that could help you find your perfect way to learn.

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Exam Fever

Tuesday, February 5th, 2008

ExamBobby Brown finished his English exam and came out. His friends asked him how he did in his exam, for that he replied “The exam was okay, but for the past tense of THINK, I thought, thought, thought and at last I wrote THUNK!!!”