Posts Tagged ‘facebook’

Stalker

Friday, April 1st, 2011

It all started in 2009, on a small youth camp in the middle of the Drakensberg Mountains in South Africa. As usual, I was keeping myself entertained with friends when I came up with a random song about stalkers. We thought it was hilarious and joked about starting a band with Stalker as our first hit. The song was stuck in my head, and eventually I recorded a chipmunk version of it which was released on Srizzil and later removed.

 

The song was destined for greater, and in February 2011 I decided to bring it to life in a comedic music video. I found a funny recording where my voice hadn’t been chipmunkified and beefed up the song a little. Then it was lights, camera, action. I filmed the black screen shots, and then went about creating arbitrary moments where the stalker would freak me out.

 

Something was missing though. I needed a stalker, a real face to put to the song. I found that in my brave friend Ryleigh. In spite of the song’s harsh words, she put on a crazy face and stalked me for the camera. Although far from creepy, scary or ugly, Ryleigh created a brilliant portrayal of a crazed fan. Huge props to her.

 

Have you ever had a real stalker experience?

 

Social change is coming

Wednesday, February 9th, 2011

Dear friends, fans and stalkers

Due to the ridiculous amounts of respect and love I have for you I would like to inform you of a few social changes that will be happening with regards to me, Marc Williams, and Srizzil. No, you don’t need to grab any tissues; this is going to be relatively painless.

Because most of the things I do and say and share with you happen on Srizzil, I believe it is time to fully switch over to making Srizzil 100% ‘Marcified’. If you have any sense at all you will have noticed Srizzil has become a lot more personalized, I’ve even plastered my face on every main page background. To complete the ‘Marcification’ I will be removing my twitter connection to my personal Facebook profile and linking it up to the Srizzil fan page.

What does this mean for me?

Well if you don’t like me, nothing. But then why are you reading this? (If you’re my friend on Facebook and feel this way, please remove me you freaky stalker.)

For friends
However if you’re my friend and you do like to hear what I have to say, watch my latest videos, read my blog posts, check out my photography, and listen to my music, then I suggest you ensure you can see all posts from Srizzil. (Basically if for some ridiculous reason you have hidden Srizzil updates – unhide them!)

For fans
It also means that if you’ve liked Srizzil without a second thought, you will suddenly be receiving a lot more from Srizzil in your Facebook feed than before. In which case you can take this opportunity to fall in love with me in a completely friendly non freaky stalker kind of way OR click the evil unlike button and disappear into oblivion. If you choose to do something so utterly horrifying, I can’t be responsible for the horrible repercussions that will come upon you, but I wish you the best of luck.

Why are you doing this?

I’m doing this simply because Srizzil represents me. I want to connect with those that like what I do and would like to see what my future holds. I would like to share the thoughts that my amazing twitter followers hear with those that only have Facebook. If I just accepted every friend request I would be limited to a meager 5000 people. But my goals are set much higher than that.

What essentially sparked this thinking is the fact that many people are fans of Srizzil but have no idea what it is. That’s sick and wrong. So we’re going to spend some time getting to know each other a little better.

If you’ve read this far I commend you for being a true friend, fan or stalker and I love you more than chasing flocks of birds through the park. Now that’s love.

Have twitter and want to follow me? twitter.com/Srizzil
Become my friend on facebook by going to the fan page. facebook.com/Srizzil

The walk by test

Saturday, January 8th, 2011

It seems the world has stepped into a new era. Thanks to Facebook, we no longer have any idea who our friends really are. People we socialize with are mostly obvious friends but when it comes to school, work and friend’s friends things get hazy.

Now for some people, the ones who are in a weird competition for mass fake friendship, they like the idea of inviting everybody to be their friend. For other normal people, we need a test, some kind of guideline to help us decide who our friends really are. I have the solution.

I call it, “The walk by test.” It’s pretty self explanatory, but for those of you who have slow synapse releases here’s an explanation. If you had to walk by the person who sent you a desperate friend request in a random street, would you recognize them? More importantly, would you stop to talk to them, or at least say hi? If the answer is yes, you’re one step closer to confirming your friendship. If no, IGNORE or DELETE the filthy stalker.

Just another bit of advice to make your life better, you’re welcome.

Top 10 annoying fb status trends

Monday, February 8th, 2010

  1. Undying love declarations to their better halves
  2. Suicidal statements
  3. Comments on the weather
  4. Song Lyrics
  5. Sport reports, and ingenious opinions on the game
  6. Consistent counting down to the weekend
  7. Ten page essays on their dull day
  8. A mIx BeTwEeN UPPERCASE aNd lowercase tExT
  9. Shrtend wrds
  10. Bad spelling

Marc Williams

Twilight Competition Wraps

Monday, September 28th, 2009

Nicole HoskinsCongratulations to Nicole Hoskins (Pictured Left), our brilliant winner of our Twilight giveaway. She successfully invited almost 100 friends and got them to vote for her on our facebook wall. A special thanks to Penguin is in order, for supplying us with the wildly popular series.

The competition ran over two months with the main goal of increasing our facebook fan base. And increase it did. Our fan base rose by more than 200% over the competition period, and continues to grow steadily. Thank-you to all who participated.

Keep an eye out for more competitions and take a look at our Adventure to 10 000 fans. We’re only just beginning. Join us for the ride.