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		<title>Why teachers drink</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Below are some kids that deserve medals for their brilliance. Teachers are always asking us stupid questions, sometimes they deserve stupid answers:]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps. Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Driving Through the Desert</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2009 22:00:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A lawyer, a doctor, and a redneck were driving through the desert when they suddenly ran out of gas. They all decided to start walking to the nearest town (which they had passed 50 miles back) to get some help. A rancher was sitting on his front porch that evening when he saw the lawyer [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Skippy</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Feb 2009 22:00:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A woman goes to her boyfriend&#8217;s parents&#8217; house for Christmas dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas [...]]]></description>
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