Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbour peered over the fence.
Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he politely asked, “What are you up to there, Johnny?”
“Well, my goldfish died,” replied Johnny tearfully, without looking up, “and I’ve just buried him.”
The neighbour was concerned, “That’s an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn’t it?”
Johnny patted down the last heap of earth then replied… “That’s because he’s inside your cat!”
MELANIE (5) asked her gran how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn’t remember any more. Said Melanie, “If you don’t remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six”
STEVEN (3) hugged and kissed his mom goodnight. “I love you so much that when you die I’m going to bury you outside my bedroom window.”
BRITTANY (4) had earache and wanted a painkiller. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her mom explained it was a childproof cap and she’d have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: “How does it know it’s me?”
SUSAN (4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. “Please don’t give me this juice again,” she said, “it makes my teeth cough.”
MARC (4) was engrossed in a young couple who were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad:
“Why is he whispering in her mouth?”
CLINTON (5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, “I don’t know what’ll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in?”
