Posts Tagged ‘life’

10 Reasons you’re not being followed

Monday, October 4th, 2010

Before anybody gets smart, I’m referring to the ever popular social networking website Twitter, a place where a giant popularity contest is underway for the most followers.

Here are 10 reasons people aren’t following you on Twitter, or the ten reasons I unfollow people on twitter.

1. You are constantly tweeting about the mundane including the weather, your hatred of life, or that you spilt coffee on yourself.

2. You RT every idiotic person you follow, adding in a LOL or, even worse, LMFAO.

3. You can’t spell or create grammatically correct sentences.

4. You tweet in relays of 20, filling up your follower’s timeline with garbage.

5. You never tweet at all.

6. You consistently tweet every famous person you follow, filling up everybody else’s entire twitter stream.

Beliebers are addicted to doing this, with tweets like, “@JustinBieber OMB, you’re sooooo hot. Can I be your One Less Lonely Girl?” I’ll be the first to admit Justin Bieber is a catch, that’s why most of us guys are ridiculously jealous of him. If Justin Bieber is the only reason you’re on Twitter, that’s fine, but don’t expect non Bieber fanatics to follow you.

7. You ignore followers who send you @replies.

I understand that many @replies don’t need to be answered or the person is saying something not worth answering, but if people are making decent comments or asking good questions REPLY! This doesn’t mean you should have a ten page long conversation, but at least one reply every now and again to show you care would be nice. If you only have 100 followers, don’t act like you don’t see the one lonely @reply. When you have five million, we’ll talk again.

8. You write an essay over fifteen tweets.

That’s the beauty of twitter. It’s short and to the point. If you want to write something that won’t fit in a 140 character tweet get a blog and tweet a link to your ramblings.

9. You consistently ask what a trending topic means.

There are entire websites dedicated to giving you the answer to this. Even better is browsing through the public tweets and working it out for yourself.

10. You’re so desperate for more followers you read this list.

Stop trying to get followers. If you’re good they’ll come. At least, that’s what people keep telling me. My tweets are life changing and I have less followers than most of the girls tweeting about their teachers wonky eye.

Follow me. Please… 0_o

Marc Williams

Beta Update 28/07/09

Tuesday, July 28th, 2009

be more youLife moves along at the speed of light as procrastination rules and varsity drags on. Things outside varsity seem not even to show signs of slowing. Seeing friends, Church, Srizzil, Guitar, work, and homework fly around in a disorderly fashion – each begging for more attention.

Of course the usual issues rage on as I continue through my last year as a teenager. One would think these things would slow down at the age of 19 but they seem only to get more intense and more confusing. Trying to find who you are in a world riddled with lies and deception is probably the greatest difficulty in life. I guess that’s why many adults are so lost, they’ve never found themselves.

I will eventually be adding my biography/testimony/life story up on the site for the world to poke through. This will help new Srizzil readers to better understand the context of my writing. However I’m currently moving the enormous amount of articles across from the old website and making a few cosmetic changes to each one. This will hopefully make it easier for Google to find our articles and attract more Srizzilers from across the world.

On the video front I have started a couple of projects, none of which are near completion. It’s great to make videos but I don’t want to upload any old rubbish. There should be a certain element of quality to all the Srizzil videos so rushing out new videos is not my highest priority.

Before I sign off it must be noted that the new Black Eyed Peas album is surprisingly amazing. Make sure you get it. I’m not into club, electronic music at all but the ‘Peas’ are amazingly talented and never seem to stagnate.

Stay tuned to Srizzil, as we learn and grow together. Don’t forget to become a fan on Facebook here: http://www. facebook.com/pages/Srizzil/68684081375 and talk to me. I always have time for our loyal viewers. You can get to me on twitter, Facebook, YouTube, Zoopy or through our contact form. All in the bar at the bottom of this page!

Experimentation

Saturday, March 14th, 2009

ExperimentationExperimentation. Over the last month I have began to loath that word from the very core of my being. A Google definition search pulled up the following:

experiment: the testing of an idea; “it was an experiment in living”; “not all experimentation is done in laboratories”

An experiment in living? That needs some clarification. What does that mean? When we grow up we are taught the difference between right and wrong, most people essentially think they’re good people and boy do they not have a clue.

“Come on bro, you never drink? We have to get you drunk sometime.”

Please excuse the verbal attacks that will follow. Are you mentally handy capped, retarded, stupid, dropped as a baby, or just blind?

“Ah, you’ll never know what it’s like until you try.”

Buddy, you’ll never know how great it feels to have a truck roll over your head until you try either, that doesn’t mean I’m going to do it. Forget all the normal logical and spiritual reasons for just staying away from alcohol to be safe, why would I ever want to put myself in such a venerable state? I can’t even trust you to look after your own life, let alone mine.

You see, what people just don’t seem to be picking up is that every decision you make today, and every stupid thing you do will affect your entire life in some way. It will shape you as a person, put you into almost unbreakable habits and lead you down paths that would cause your seven year old self to run away screaming if they saw you.

It’s not the kids of today, or the people of today. It’s been happening for centuries. We make the same stupid mistakes our parents made, and one day you’ll sit and tell your kids not to do what you did. When they do it, you’ll probably sit back and say – ah let them experiment.

Hello! That’s not how this deal works bud. It’s not just an experiment; it’s a decision to engage in whatever activity against your better judgement just for… That’s just it, I don’t know why? Why do people take drugs? Why do people smoke? Why do people drink excessively? Why, why, why? I just don’t understand the logic, reasoning, stupidity, whatever you want to call it that’s involved.

Don’t blame it on divorce, television, poverty or anything like that – those aren’t the reasons. I guess it’s just a lack of God in their life. No light means dark.

Today I got told that one of my younger former friends was now experimenting in smoking stuff. The way he’s been going I’m not surprised but it still made me so sad. I can’t even imagine what God must feel. He’s wasting his life on something he knows isn’t right.

I’m a person who really enjoys spending time with young people, but as they get older most change in ways that just make you so sad. They forget God, they ‘experiment,’ they loose who they are in a world that encourages compromise and rejects truth. Maybe that’s why I love young people; they are uncorrupted, open, honest and free. But unless they choose to stay that way, and most don’t, they become the so called good people of today. People that are so caught up in the nothingness of their lives that they don’t even know right from wrong anymore.

I’m not trying to judge other people, because I’m just as susceptible to doing wrong in different ways. In fact if I don’t check myself I easily fall in to the trap of thinking I’m a good person when that’s not what it’s about. God first, life second. That’s how it should always be. If you don’t believe me, try it, you just might find this is the last experiment you’ll ever need.

God means life, love, eternity, happiness, completeness. He makes you want to be a better person all the time. I am a very judgemental person by nature; I look at people and often accurately sum them up at face value. What I’ve learnt to do is see what I don’t like and instead of judging them look at myself and say, do I do that? Am I like that? If I am then it needs to be sorted out, if not then thank God for that and move on.

People often say they just can’t stop sinning in a particular way. My first question is do you really want to stop? The difficulty is not in stopping the action; it’s in the reasoning behind the action. How badly do you not want to do it? That’s what you should be correcting, that’s the root of the problem. If you don’t want to change for the better than nobody can force you, but it’s a shame that your life would have been wasted when there is so much more to find.

Lindsay Lohan

Thursday, September 11th, 2008

Lindsay LohanLindsay Morgan Lohan was born on the 2nd of July, 1986 in New York City and raised in Long Island. She is the eldest of four with two brothers and a sister. Lindsay’s career started at a very young age. At just three she was the first redheaded child to be signed by the Ford Modeling Agency. She appeared in print ads for companies like Toys “R” Us and modelled for Calvin Klein Kids (usually with siblings Michael and Ali) and Abercrombie Kids.

Lindsay was talented but after auditioning for some T.V. commercials she was unsuccessful. Just before she was about to give up she was awarded the role in a Duncan Hines commercial. Over sixty commercials followed including a Jell-O commercial with Bill Cosby. Lohan began appearing in soap operas, and in 1996 she landed a role in NBC’s soup opera, Another World.

Lohan was ready for the big screen. She left Another World when Nancy Meyers cast her in the Parent Trap. She played twins who attempt to bring their divorced parents together. The movie pulled in $92 million worldwide with critics praising Lohan’s performance. Disney signed her onto a three picture deal after the movie’s success. Her next two movies, Life- Size andGet a Clue, were made for T.V. Just before Get a Clue she shot a pilot for a new sitcom called Bette but left when production moved to Los Angeles. The show was cut after sixteen episodes.

After Get a Clue Lohan took time off from her movie career to focus on music. In September 2002 she signed a five-album deal with Estefan Enterprises. But Lohan was soon cast in her next Disney film, Freaky Friday. The remake of the classic had her starring alongside Jamie Lee Curtis. The movie pulled in over $160 million and allowed her to show off her singing abilities. The soundtrack ended up in the Billboard’s Top 20 in less than three weeks.

Lindsay Lohan

But her movie success didn’t follow into Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen (2004). Lohan’s first movie which was not a remake only grossed $30 million and was a failure according to critics. “Though still a promising star, Lohan will have to do a little penance before she’s forgiven for Confessions,” Robert K. Elder wrote. Later that year Mean Girls was released to critical acclaim and $128 million worldwide. It was her first non-Disney film. Steve Rhodes said, “Lohan dazzles us once more.”

Lohan was asked to host Saturday Night Live three times, in 2004, 2005, and 2006, after her Mean Girls success. In 2005, she released her debut album, Speak, followed by A Little More Personal the next year. In the same year Lohan became the first living person to have a My Scene Goes Hollywood doll released by Mattel. She also voiced her doll in their straight to DVD movie.

Lohan was back on the Disney set in the 2005 Herbie: Fully Loaded film. Fully Loaded earned $144 million worldwide. She followed Herbie with Just My Luck. The movie received poor reviews and only $38 million worldwide. Lohan was in three limited release films leading up to 2007, the films made very little leaving critics unimpressed.

Lindsay LohanLohan began a troubled 2007, admitting herself into rehab in February. On the 11th of May Georgia Rule was released. Lohan was seen alongside Felicity Huffman and Jane Fonda. The film received mostly negative reviews and grossed $22 million worldwide. Things got worse from there. Lohan was arrested and her latest movie, I know who killed me, opened to a shocking $3.5 million dollars. Lohan was cast in Dare to Love Me after leaving rehab in 2007; the movie is due in 2009

In February 2008 Lohan re-created Marilyn Monroe’s final photo shoot, known as the Last Sitting, including nudity. Lohan continues to search for a more adult identity but is searching in all the wrong places. She turned down a few roles in 2008 but is due to star in Labor Pains. At the time of writing the film is in post-production. Lohan will play a young woman who pretends to be pregnant to avoid being fired.

Lohan, who already guest starred in the season 2 finale of ABC’s Ugly Betty, will be back in the next season for a rumoured five episodes. She also has a new album due soon.

Bernie Mac

Saturday, August 9th, 2008

Bernie MacBernie Mac wanted to be like Bill Cosby: He wanted to make his mother laugh.

The actor-comedian, who told jokes on train platforms and plugged away for decades before coming into the spotlight on his own Fox sitcom, the Ocean’s movies and more, died today—one week after it was learned he’d been hospitalized with pneumonia.

He was 50.

A spokesman for the Cook County Medical Examiner’s office confirmed to E! News that Mac had been a patient at Chicago’s NorthwesternMemorial Hospital for “over a week,” and that he died this morning of “natural causes.”

Yesterday, Mac’s publicist, Danica Smith, responding to rumours that the star had fallen critically ill, said Mac was in stable condition, and was “responding well to treatment.”

Mac suffered from sarcoidosis, an inflammatory disease that can affect any body organ, per the Mayo Clinic’s website, but that Mac revealed in 2005 had taken root in his lungs. According to Smith, the pneumonia that struck down the star was unrelated to the disease, which had reportedly been in remission.

Prior to falling ill, Mac had been typically booked—shooting a new proposed Fox comedy series, Starting Under, finishing off a new big-screen comedy with Samuel L. Jackson, Soul Men, due out in November, and even offering himself as vice-presidential material to Barack Obama.

Mac made the overture to Obama at a fund-raiser last month for the presumptive Democratic presidential nominee. As reported by the Chicago Tribune, Mac admitted to the audience that he wasn’t likely to get the VP job because, as he put it, “I cuss.”

While Mac did cuss, his comedy was, as is befitting a man married for more than 30 years, rooted in family.

From 2001 to 2006, Mac played the exasperated but thoroughly no-nonsense father figure on The Bernie Mac Show. Mac earned two Emmy acting nominations for playing a version of himself, or, maybe more accurately, of his stand-up act. The misadventures of a comedian charged with taking care of his sister’s young children was not unfamiliar to fans of the concert film The Original Kings of Comedy, which saw Mac riff on the same topic.

In the movies, Mac wasn’t quite as domestic, but, with the right material, he could be just as funny.

Mac was one of George Clooney’s invaluable heist men in 2001′s Ocean’s Eleven, and its two follow-ups, Ocean’s Twelve and Ocean’s Thirteen. He was the den mother to Drew Barrymore, Cameron Diaz and Lucy Liu in the 2003 Charlie’s Angels sequel, Full Throttle, taking over Bosley duties from Bill Murray. And he was on Billy Bob Thornton’s case in Bad Santa.

In 2004, he was the main man, at last, in the baseball comedy Mr. 3000.

A Chicago native born in 1957 as Bernard Jeffrey McCullough, a surname that naturally lent itself to the nickname “Mac,” the future star was a school-age kid when he saw his crying mother give in to laughter while watching Bill Cosby on The Ed Sullivan Show.

“That’s what I want to be, Mama. A comedian,” Mac wrote in his 2003 autobiography, Maybe You Never Cry Again. “Make you laugh like that, maybe you never cry again.”

Mac’s mother never lived to see her son make good on his promise, at least professionally—she died of cancer while he was in high school. Mac’s career in comedy started not long after. In 1977, while giving community college a go, the 19-year-old Mac started telling jokes on Chicago’s “L” train platforms. Sometimes, a fellow commuter would slip him a bill. He was on his way.

Starting with 1992′s Mo’ Money, Mac began getting bit parts in movies. A 1995 HBO special, Midnight Mac, validated his comedy credentials, while a supporting role in 1999′s Life, the prison comedy starring Eddie Murphy and Martin Lawrence, raised his profile.

Mac’s game-changing break came in 2000, with the release of the Spike Lee-directed The Original Kings of Comedy. The film documented a show featuring Mac, Steve Harvey, D.L. Hughley and Cedric the Entertainer, veteran comics who had long toured as the “Kings of Comedy.” The movie enjoyed an unexpectedly strong opening weekend, and went onto become the second-biggest-grossing stand-up comedy film, after Eddie Murphy Raw.

Suddenly Mac, the only one of the four comics then without a prime-time vehicle, was a star.

“All of that was humble beginnings,” Mac said in the Chicago Tribune in 2002. “And I say that with motivation because I remember them without any shame, without any sorrow, without any pity. That’s what made me.”

Once it kicked into high gear, Mac’s career never slowed. While his new Fox series wasn’t picked up for the fall, Mac had lots more going on, including voice-over work as Ben Stiller’s lion father in Madagascar 2: Escape 2 Africa, due out in November.

“I always want to top myself. I want to get good,” Mac told Time magazine in 2003. “You just don’t know how much I want to get good. I want the audience to leave the theatre and say, ‘He did good.’”

Bernie Mac