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		<title>No Parking</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Sep 2010 19:05:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s something thrilling about being able to take awesome pictures. It&#8217;s a chance to be creative in a very different way then with video. Sometimes, and in my favourite kind of films, each frame is a masterpiece. If you can stop a movie at any point and it looks like an amazing photo, that&#8217;s magic. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Little Old Lady</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 May 2009 22:00:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There was a little old lady who, every morning, stepped onto her front porch, raised her arms to the sky and shouted: &#8216;PRAISE THE LORD, His Love and Mercy endures forever!&#8217; One day an atheist moved into the house next door. He became irritated at the little old lady. Every morning he&#8217;d step onto his [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The spoiled under 30 crowd</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Oct 2008 22:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Those old people are always complaining, here they go again: When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes (look it up) about how hard things were when they were growing up. What with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning, uphill, both ways. And I remember promising [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A wise old man</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 22:00:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then a new school year began. The very next afternoon three young boys, full of youthful, after-school enthusiasm, came down his street, beating merrily on every trash [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Baseball in Heaven</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Aug 2008 22:00:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two old guys, Abe and Sol, are sitting on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about baseball, like they do every day. Abe turns to Sol and says, &#8220;Do you think there&#8217;s baseball in heaven?&#8221; Sol thinks about it for a minute and replies, &#8220;I dunno. But let&#8217;s make a deal: if I die [...]]]></description>
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