The Wave House has been around for many years in good old Durban. A massive man made machine that produces solid waves to ride. Despite its age I had never ridden the beast and decided that this week it was time. My friends Mandy and Jin joined me, although they refused to ride with all sorts of rather lame excuses. Thankfully that meant they could man the camera and catch these awesome shots of my epic failures and mild successes riding the D-Rex. Enjoy.
Posts Tagged ‘riding’
Wave House
Sunday, April 17th, 2011Horseback Riding
Saturday, September 6th, 2008
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and it immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse’s mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip.
She tries to throw her arms around the horse’s neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly ignorant of its slipping rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the horse’s pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.
She starts to lose consciousness, but to her great fortune, Bobby, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.
