Posts Tagged ‘short’

LXD short film.

Saturday, February 26th, 2011

If you haven’t heard about the LXD, from the brilliant mind of John M. Chu, you should be highly ashamed of yourself. Fear not, for I am here to educate you. Legion of Extraordinary Dancers, or LXD for short, is a web series about two rival dance groups. Now, for the first time, the LXD has created a short film that is currently being shown in front of the Justin Bieber: Never Say Never 3D Director’s cut. The film is currently in America Cinemas. It stars Harry Shum JR. of Glee and Step Up fame.

Thanks, again, to John M. Chu, we don’t have to wait for the film to arrive in SA to see the short. Here it is thanks to the wonders of YouTube:

My goldfish died

Sunday, November 23rd, 2008

Dead GoldfishLittle Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbour peered over the fence.

Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he politely asked, “What are you up to there, Johnny?”

“Well, my goldfish died,” replied Johnny tearfully, without looking up, “and I’ve just buried him.”

The neighbour was concerned, “That’s an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn’t it?”

Johnny patted down the last heap of earth then replied… “That’s because he’s inside your cat!”

Sea Monsters 3D

Friday, September 5th, 2008

Review

We have had 3D movies for years. You sit down in the cinema, put on those horrible multi coloured cardboard glasses and come out with a headache and sore eyes. What is so different about the ‘special’ 3D movie houses? Everything!

In South Africa Ster-Kinekor has launched 3D movie houses in our three major provinces and as been screening movies from Hannah Montana’s concert to the more recent Journey to the centre of the earth. It has taken me this long to get into a 3D movie house and I was not disappointed.

Instead of the usual cardboard glasses you get plastic glasses which look like some really cheap sunglasses. They do not however work as sunglasses, as the packaging so cleverly points out, so don’t get too excited. The movie house is specially designed for 3D movies. It has a different screen and different projector. In fact there is no film reel, it’s all digital.

But what you really want to know is if it’s as good as they claim. The picture quality is amazing; there is no need for pointless mucking about with 3D effects. It actually feels like you are in the movie. It feels as if the people are standing with you and that things are flying out at you.

We were treated to the latest 3D movie being released on the 12th of September, Sea Monsters. The cinematography was stunning. When the sea monsters jump out of the water it’s breathtaking. It feels real, shots of simple sunsets come alive and when looking into the distance it seems as if somebody cut a hole in the wall and you have a crystal clear image of the outside world. In one scene a wall is blown up and brick and debris fly right out and past you.

But it isn’t all roses and butterflies for Sea Monsters. In fact, the only reason you should see it is because it’s in 3D. The National Geographic feature is, as usual, full of complete nonsense. They use their circular reasoning to date bones and promote the usual evolution theories. If that doesn’t bother you, then this movie is worth seeing. Don’t expect a heart worming story; expect a science lesson – but one that will knock your socks off.

Teachers – this movie is for you. Take your kids in and watch them reach out for the life like creatures and giggle with excitement as fish swim all around them. This movie, if nothing else, is the perfect school fieldtrip.

Life, Love and Sliced Cheese

Friday, March 21st, 2008

Life, Love and Sliced CheeseThe rain poured down the glass as James sat reading in his chair. He was reading his favourite book, the only book he had ever read and he had read it more than twenty seven times. His parents were out shopping for groceries and he had opted to stay.

He had nobody to take to the annual dance and he was drowning his sorrows in cheese. Cheese was one of the most satisfying tastes to James’ selective palette which cautiously stayed away from exotic foods and stuck to burgers, noodles and of course, cheese. James was no couch potatoes though. He played soccer and cricket, and was one of the school’s top basketball players.
The phone rang and James put down his book. He sighed heavily as he picked it up.

“This is James.”
“Hey James, how are you?”
“Sup Alex? I’m O.K.”
“I heard about you and Sam, bummer man. What happened?”
“Oh, she said she couldn’t keep up with me, that I was too friendly with other girls and stuff.”
“What’s wrong with having a few good friends that are girls?”
“She was super jealous. I’m over her, although it is sad.”
“Well, are you coming to youth tonight?”
“I suppose it would be good to get out. I’ll see you then.”
“Cool, see ya.”

James put the phone down slowly. It wasn’t cool being let down but he knew he needed to get out and get over it. Life goes on. Besides he had so much to be thankful for. He had a quick shower and got dressed.

Alex met him at youth. The place was packed with teens and tweens. They met up with some other friends and James began to feel better already. That was when he saw her. She was standing in a group just a few meters away. Her hair was a golden brown, long and silky as it fell behind her ears and half way down her back. Her eyes were a stunning sky blue lighting up as she spoke excitedly to her friends. She turned her head and saw James. She smiled, her perfectly white teeth just exposing themselves between her gorgeous lips. James gulped. She turned back to her friend and she giggled.

She said something to her friends and walked towards James. His heart skipped a beat.
“Hi, I’m Storm.”
“Um…, hi.” She giggled again, her nose wrinkled up in the cutest way, James thought.
“I couldn’t help seeing you stare at me.”
“Sorry about that… I’m James.”
“Nice to meet you James, do you want to join me for a soda?”
“Soda?”
“Yes James, a cool drink.”

How could somebody so beautiful be so sweet? James nodded slowly and walked with her towards the tuck shop. His friends watched him leave, whispering among themselves. He asked what she wanted, and she replied with a Fanta. That was James’ favourite drink. They spoke for a while and he couldn’t believe how much they had in common.

The youth leaders called everybody inside and praise and worship began. James was fascinated by Storm’s love for Jesus. She danced and worshiped him with all her heart. James was falling for her in a big way. The youth pastor spoke on friendship and how Jesus wanted to be their ultimate friend. Storm’s laugh was contagious and every joke that she laughed at got the entire building laughing.

After the meeting they walked outside together. James looked at her and smiled.

“I think I really like you Storm,” She smiled again making James’ heart race, “Will you come with me to my schools annual dance?”
“I would love to James.”
“How about movies tomorrow night?”
“What time will you pick me up?”
“Six, we can see the eight thirty show.”
“I’ll see you then”

She lent forward and kissed him softly on the cheek. James stood, glued to the spot watching her get into her parent’s car. She waved and he waved back. When James got home he raced to the fridge. He pulled open the door and grabbed a piece of sliced cheese. He kissed it and smiled. Life was good!