At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.
Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
Put your rubbish bin on your desk and label it, “in.”
Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone is over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
In the memo field of all your cheques, write “for smuggling diamonds.”
Finish all your sentences with, “in accordance with the prophecy.”
Don’t use any punctuation.
As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
Order diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
Specify that your drive-through order is, “to go.”
Sing along at the opera.
Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don’t rhyme?
Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
Have your colleagues address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.
When the money comes out the ATM, scream’ “I Won, I Won!”
When leaving the zoo, start running towards the car park, yelling, “Run for your lives, they’re loose!”
Tell your children over dinner that, due to the economy downturn, you will have to let one of them go.
When exam time comes knocking stress levels reach an all time high as inevitable cramming begins. Here are some tips to help you through the exam time and do well too.
There are many different study techniques. You may use one or a mixture depending on the subject. Some people learn best orally by reading aloud or by listening to somebody talking. Others learn by reading to themselves in a quite place or with loud music on. Some people have to do things practically; you may have to practice the sum over and over again to get it right. You may have to do a science experiment to understand it. These people should try to convert the theory into practical, every day situations to understand it.
